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Every week we make fun of an animal that probably doesn't exist.
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Dec 31, 2018
Dec 31, 2018
57 min
Blake takes the reins this week and tells us all about the Almas, one of the many purported ape-men of Asia, including a tale of one who was apparently captured and had multiple children with a human man.
Happy New Year, and may New Years Kevin leave only the finest old toothbrush in your sack! And check out the sneurat archive at Mythical Beast Wars!
Dec 24, 2018
Dec 24, 2018
47 min
Special guest Denise gives us a special Christmas-themed episode as we examine the scientific and anthropological plausibility of a very famous Christmas Chreature. Also chihuahuas!
Further Reading
Gizmodo - Can Santa Claus exist according to the laws of physics?
LiveScience - Magic Mushrooms May Explain Santa & His 'Flying' Reindeer
Mental Floss - Why Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa?
The dodo - Yes, These 'Vampire Deer' With Fangs Really Exist
Dec 17, 2018
Dec 17, 2018
46 min
This week Don tells Blake and returning guest Denise about the Beast of Bray Road and just how...Mmm...Sexy it is.
You know it. Don't lie.
Further Reading
CryptidWiki - The Beast of Bray Road
The Walworth County Week archive
Linda Godfrey's Leprechaun cartoon
Linda Godfrey's original 1991 article
Linda Godfrey's official website
The 1987 sighting of the sexy beast
The Elkhorn Chamber of Commerce
Dec 10, 2018
Dec 10, 2018
57 min
This week Blake gets the order wrong and tells us about his real animal first because he's just so excited about it. But after that we learn about the history and heritage of mermaids, and then discuss why Quentin Tarantino would be the worst person to make a live-action Little Mermaid movie. And it's not just because nobody needs to hear Sebastian say the n-word.
Dec 3, 2018
Dec 3, 2018
57 min
This week it's no more Bigfoot and no more politics. We're back to New Jersey as Don covers Mantis Man! ALSO: Politicians vs. Kaiju, more damn circuses, and an accidental stab at topicality discussing Neil DeGrasse Tyson's creepery!
Further Reading
Mantis Man on CryptidWiki
Mantis Man sighting on the M'cong... this is no joke - HackettstownLIFE
Praying Mantis Humanoid Encounter - Greenville, SC - Phantoms and Monsters
Tall 'Mantis' Guardian Angels? - Phantoms and Monsters
Humanoid Sighting Reports Archive: Insectoids - Phantoms and Monsters
Proof that a small-time circus passed through Hackettstown in 1955