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Every week we make fun of an animal that probably doesn't exist.
Episodes
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
This week Blake and Don are joined by their friend Alexe, last heard telling us about the Grootslang, and they surprise her with silly Bigfoot news. Also, weird stuff from Catholic school!
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
This week Blake and Don give a full SPOILERiffic review of Max Brooks' upcoming sasquatch-centric novel "Devolution." SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!
Also, jobs we had as kids and weird crimes!
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
This week Don brings Blake the tale of the Albatwitch, a Pennsylvania cryptid that likes to steal apples. Also, history!
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
This week, we dig into SPOILERS for Tiger King because we just can't stop talking about it, and then we cover three more fake diseases in another Pandemic Special! Do you hate windmills and love having your bones cracked? Then this episode is not for you!
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
This week we spend a whole lot of time discussing Tiger King and laughing our asses off about it. Then we do a Pandemic Special: diseases that people think exist but really don't. Skin fibers!
Monday Mar 02, 2020
Monday Mar 02, 2020
This week, in the back half of our epic two-parter, we finish off the list of the 69 sexiest cryptids! Also, we get confused about sorftcore erotic manga!
Monday Feb 24, 2020
Monday Feb 24, 2020
It is our long-awaited 69th episode spectacular, coming to you in two parts! In part one, Blake gives us a spoiler-free review of an upcoming Max Brooks novel about squatches, and we cover the first half of our list of the 69 sexiest cryptids known to mankind.
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
This week Don tells Blake the story of Albert Ostman, who claimed, in 1957, to have been kidnapped by sasquatches in British Columbia in 1924. We hear his own words, because it was just easier than summarizing them. Plus we get to hear his odd fascination with assigning the squatches clothing measurements.
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
This week Blake and Don discuss the strange lack of mysterious disappearances attributed to cryptids after learning that some weirdos think the Dyatlov Pass incident was all Yetis. Then we have a lightning round of which cryptid caused which mysterious disappearance!
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
This week Blake takes in the story of the Owlman, a beast from Cornwall whose story is inextricable from that of Tony "Doc" Shiels, a magician/artist/cryptozoologist/probable charlatan/guy who hangs out with naked witches. Also, CATS!
Further Reading
Owlman Pictures
Thought Catalog - 12 Facts About Owlman
Fortean Wiki - Owlman
Crytpid Wiki - Owlman
Magonia Magazine - Monstrous Tales
